Questionnaire

Please type in your E-mail address:

My opinion on this this site:

It's really great! How did you manage?
Well not bad
I've seen better ones.
I wasting my time here!

Where do you come from?

How did you locate this site?

What category of business are you in? Select an Option Photographer Writer Fortune 500 CEO Politician Pornographer Dilettante "Professional" Artist Con Man Passive Consumer White Supremacist Cult Member Other

Please fill me in on any other other juicy details about you which I'll need to know to really appreciate the fact that you visited my site:

I spent my previous incarnation as:

Napoleon.
A Mealy Bug.
The Marquis De Sade.
A Dinoflagellate
Other. (Please specify).

I plan to be reincarnated as:

A Woman.
A Man.
A Cockroach.
An Endangered Species
Other. (Please specify).

The main problems with "Western" attitudes/values is/are:

Greed
Arrogance
Self Involvement
All of the Above

I always identify myself with my material possessions, and they are intrinsic to my self image and personal sense of worth.

Yes
No
I'd rather not be that honest and truthful!

The material possession I most worship is my: Select an Option Computer Car VCR Cell Phone Pager CD Player Walkman Stereo Cuisinart Home Vibrator (females only please) Lover Other

The person I most admire is:

Select an Option Bill Clinton Suharto Willie Brown Madonna Oprah Helmut Kohl Rush Limbaugh Charles Keating Newt Gingrich Ariana Huffington Barney Mr. Rogers Ann Landers Hilary Clinton Madeline Albright Other

My favorite color is .

My sign is

Do Not Enter: Severe Tire Damage.
Road Ends Ahead.
Sleeping Policeman Ahead. (Reserved for Jamaicans).
Other. (Please specify).

I believe in Select an Option

a Supreme Creator a Patriarchal Swine (Feminists only) a Goddess a God a Paranoid Schizophrenic a Giant Slimemold The Devil The Wizard of Oz The Cosmic Muffin Dark Forces The Big Bang who created the Universe because Select an Option

He She It They had Select an Option

nothing better to do. a wonderful purpose hidden from all of us until death. a devilish sense of humor. an exceptional sense of sadism. an investment in a major corporation providing the funding. 100 pounds of clay which were drying up fast. the urge to throw a bunch of rocks around and explode some suns. an Advanced Degree from an Accredited Institution of Higher Learning. a desire to hear the Mormon Tabernacle Choir play.

Make your version of this popular declaration by politicians:

Choose dictator Saddam Hussein Adolph Hitler is/was is worse than was worse than Choose dictator Saddam Hussein Adolph Hitler

The worst despot in history is/was Choose despot Saddam Hussein Adolph Hitler Mobutu Kim Il Sung Suharto Ferdinand Marcos Park Chung Hee Attilla the Hun Pol Pot Rafael Trujillo Pinochet Emperor Bokassa Idi Amin Genghis KhanDr. Francois Duvalier Dr. Hastings Banda Stalin Other

Only US Citizens are permitted to answer the following: I believe that I have a right to squander 60% of the world's natural resources consumed each year because (select preference).I'm white, 21, and free.they are happy to get those $2-a-day jobs our consumption provides. my materialist cravings help me insulate myself from my insecurities.I'm ignorant and arrogant by choice.our economy would collapse if we did not. if we didn't someone else would. Haitians have nothing better to do than to sew our baseballs. we're the Modern Stone Age Family. I'm on Prozac and I don't care! all of the above.